3 weeks ago
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  • me: i'll do it at 7PM
  • time: 7:02PM
  • me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
3 weeks ago
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huntressbiancadiangelo:

lala-loki-licious:

disneyismyescape:

adorkablenoms:

lol, batman and robin. I didn’t get that joke till now. I should pay attention more.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET THAT UNTIL YOU SAID IT. 

ME EITHER

Best joke in Mulan, or a Disney film, ever.

My boyfriend has been watching me on tumblr and now he wants one
“I won’t be obessed” he says
“I don’t want to make my blog look cool” he says
“I don’t care if I get followers” he says
“I just want to look at cool pictures and stuff” we all fucking said before we were sucked into the vortex that is tumblr

3 months ago
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hella-punk-rock:

This was the best

3 months ago
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classycarolinagirl:

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

3 months ago
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to all of my followers (and everyone else). I wish you the best in this coming year.

3 months ago
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disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”