If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.
Omg Tom looks like a turtle
Of course it’s Benedict
I actually said this out loud the other day and I probably alienated 10% of my friends
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
Sorry I must have walked too close, didn’t mean to bump into you
You seem intelligent, I can tell it’s in your nature
Do you like Shakespeare, I do
Bless Hey Hey
Gee, that’s a fantastic blazer
Bless Hey Hey
I’d love to see you later
That’s why I’d love to buy you dinner, Girl
From wherever you want it
But only if you want it
It’s alright to not want it…
listening to a song you knew 10 years ago and finally being able to tell apart all the words in the lyrics