*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
lol, batman and robin. I didn’t get that joke till now. I should pay attention more.
REBLOGGING BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET THAT UNTIL YOU SAID IT.
Best joke in Mulan, or a Disney film, ever.
My boyfriend has been watching me on tumblr and now he wants one
“I won’t be obessed” he says
“I don’t want to make my blog look cool” he says
“I don’t care if I get followers” he says
“I just want to look at cool pictures and stuff” we all fucking said before we were sucked into the vortex that is tumblr